But the last time the Cubs won a National League pennant Was the year we dropped the bomb on Japan

The Mandolin is the bottom four strings of the guitar, backwards...so a person with dyslexia has no problem learning to play the Mandolin.

You know the law of averages says: Anything will happen that can

People don't understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.

If the Cubs were to win (The World Series) it would be a coronary event for me.

Bought the Vegematic and Pocket Fisherman, too, illuminated illustrated history of Life, and Boxcar Willie.

There they were sitting at the bar, these two Luscious babes, and they were Siamese twins.

You better get it while you can

Its easy to be a show off, but it is hard to know how to show it off.

I went because the nights are numbered and I do not know the count.

I was born in the Bronx, and then my father moved us to the country at an early age.

Ever since I got on Days I've been doing theater.

I have walked a stair of swords, I have worn a coat of scars. I have vowed with hollow words, I have lied my way to the stars -Songs of Sapphique

Perhaps being old is having lighted rooms inside your head, and people in them, acting. People you know, yet can't quite name.

No Utopia is Utopia for everyone

You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch, but she won't say no.

Today if something is not worth saying, people sing it.

What was it in the human heart that made you despise a man because he loved you?