But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.

What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?

Everyone is down on pain, because they forget something important about it: Pain is for the living. Only the dead don't feel it.

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.

The grave and the image are equally links with the irrecoverable and symbols for the unimaginable.

Part of our work as faithful Christians is to learn how to discern when, and by what means, to resist authority.

I feel like I'm wasting time if I repeat myself.

I abhor the profane rabble and keep them at a distance.

To live fully is to let go and die with each passing moment, and to be reborn in each new one.

When I fall in love I take my time There's no need to hurry when I'm making up my mind You can turn off the sun but I'm still gonna shine and I'll tell you why.

The point is to do something, however small, and show you care through your actions by giving your time.

Men should also pay attention to their appearance and occasionally use cosmetics.

Until we resolve to stand up & walk, we won't find people to show us directions...I am confident that 125 crore Indians are capable to walk and will keep walking always.

Compassion is a mind that removes the suffering that is present in the other.