But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

We don't have to take our personality so personally.

Love and intuition are both the language of the soul. Speak soul.

Women have eyes in their hearts that see what men cannot.

A good poem has rhyming but no ending, it continues to rhyme in our heart.

The new is not revealed to those whose eyes are fastened in worship upon the old.

When you don't feel to dress means that you are depressed. You need a fashion shower.

You have to grow the same way that you're seeing your own kids grow.

My parents got my sister and I to go to church and have piano lessons. We were keen and they could see that.

Today the eyes of orthodox Jews of earth are fixed upon Palestine.

When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.