But then we have to leave, have to. It's always been that way, and it will always be that way, Jane. That's just.. how it works

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Newspapers are the world's mirrors.

One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.

Love can make us do dreadful things.

From aquaintances we conceal our real selves. To our friends we reveal our weaknesses.

The normal school should provide for the training of the educator to make him realize that his is a twofold job: education as a teacher and education as a propagandist.

Keep your drunken electrons dancing!

You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.

It's a big honour to have people be excited about a movie that you make. That's the one thing that you want.

When you say black lives matter, that's inherently racist.

Women--one half the human race at least--care fifty times more for a marriage than a ministry.