But then we so rarely understand the value of what we possess until it's gone.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Small moments we find so pointless can become cherished memories with time and the perspective that wisdom brings.

I'm so thankful to have been born in the times that we live in.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

Happiness comes out of being willing to do your work in your twenties to find out who you are, what you love.

I'm a musician. It's what I do! I wouldn't be too good at anything else.

I was a corporate trouble-shooter for many years, and I know what it is like to walk very carefully into a hostile environment.

Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.

In my view, Africa's real problems are cultural.

No problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag.