But there's times when I like to find the strange angles to something. People go, 'I heard a lot of jokes like that, but that's one of the most interesting takes I heard.' That's what I try to do.

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

All work and no play doesn't just make Jill and Jack dull, it kills the potential of discovery, mastery, and openness to change and flexibility and it hinders innovation and invention.

If Prometheus was worthy of the wrath of heaven for kindling the first fire upon earth, how ought all the gods honor the men who make it their professional business to put it out?

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money

It's not that we use technology, we live technology.

The brave deserve the lovely - every woman may be won.

To Paradise, the Arabs say, Satan could never find the way Until the peacock led him in.

As corny as it may sound, my true goal was to crack the Americana market.

It wasn't Luther or Calvin that reformed the church. It was the Word of God that reformed the church.

You know, it sounds corny, but I believe in myself. And I work hard.

The day will come when you need them to respect you, even fear you a little. Laughter is poison to fear.

Stand up for what you believe in, even if you stand alone.

A good horse should be seldom spurred.

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

And people get so weird about mental illness, you follow the rules! You don't up a heart patient on a roller coaster, you don't put a mental patient on a hunting trip with you!

We have found other terms far less vague than the old ones to designate the same complaints. It's a great advance linguistically.

Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that?

I love New York City. I love that I get to live there and I love everything about it.

I don't think the idea of working in Hollywood really exists anymore. I think you work in films, and where the film is shot is where it's shot. The studio system doesn't really exist.

We're in fact on plan. And where we stand today is not, in my view, only acceptable but truly remarkable.