But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake.

When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.But laughing is exactly what I did.

Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.' Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.

But before he could either comfort me or commit further acts of violence upon my person, I spun away from him and made my drama queen moment complete by running away.

Celebration and laughter are two of the richest gifts of life.

Be kind to him who does not deserve your kindness.

We don't want to hear it, but one of the biggest "secrets" to success is the ability to take action.

Do not judge a man by where he stands, but how he reached there.

When you're the best, you only want to surround yourself with the best.

Only my current situation has enabled me to accomplish the expensive task of demonstrating that the preferred sustenance of painting is painting.

I would make myself head of the style police and we would fight fiercely against sloppiness.

The ways of the British are inscrutable but they always seem to obtain their own ends without compromising their dignity or their honor.

I loved working with kids because the energy is great.

Even those to whom Providence has allotted greater strength of understanding can expect only to improve a single science.