But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can't mush a birthday into christmas.

At the last parent visitation night I'd sorta accidentally watched a majorly nightmarish scene between Aphrodite and her parents. Her dad's the mayor of Tulsa. Her mom might be Satan.

It isn't about love, " Vee said. "It's about fun.

We can only find those faults in others that already exist within us, and the same goes for those things we admire about them.

When a person's religious beliefs cause him to deny the evidence of science, or for whom public policy morphs into a battle with the devil, shouldn't that be a subject for discussion and debate?

Give a child love, laughter and peace, not AIDS.

To shake your rump is to be environmentally aware.

I started writing hits the day I sold my piano.

Meanings is not important, said the BFG. I cannot be right all the time. Quite often I is left instead of right.

The Memorial Dedication was a momentous occasion

We must learn from misfortune the means of future strength.