But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

You're basically the sum of all the experiences you've ever had, and they're sort of shaken up in you and reproduced in the things you create, and that includes seeing movies.

What other people think of me is not really my major concern in life. What other people think of what I write is another matter.

I tried ice-skating and wasn't very good at it.

Folks want to be listened to, they want to be heard.

People never like me and I never like people

Sometimes the problem outshines the pain.

Ballet is such a disciplined craft and it has given me a good grounding.

We live on the dash between our birth date and our death date.

Knowing something may be a terrible burden to bear, but it holds no danger to them as aren't afraid of truth.

No, he wasn't a pig. He was a lonely, hurt man who didn't know how to cope in a world that had turned its back on him. [Astrid]