...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.

Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey.

My purpose alone must be God's purpose.

We become actors without realizing it, and actors without wanting to.

People are largely ignorant of the interests of the human species.

Every game, and almost every life situation, has short cuts: ways you can get better without learning the entire literature of the game from beginning to end.

Guns kill more teenagers than the other big killers - heart disease, cancer, and AIDS - combined.

Do not suffer a sudden impression to overbear your judgment.

It has always been my belief that a man should do his best, regardless of how much he receives for his services, or the number of people he may be serving or the class of people served.

There is no genius free from some tincture of madness