But ye gotta know where ye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in anywhere. It looks bad, havin' to rush oout again straight awa'.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

If you're not reaching back to help anyone then you're not building a legacy.

He’d given up his mortality, his soul, for this moment, this second chance, and if she fell in love with him again, he needed to know it was real.

The path of awakening is not about becoming who you are. Rather it is about unbecoming who you are not.

I want to make sure that what I do has specific purpose and is not just throwing a dart at something to keep busy.

Reimagine a way communities can be rebuilt.

You couldn't drop knowledge if you threw an Encyclopedia off a cliff.

It's amazing how much distance one truth can create between two people.

If each of us is to feel that he or she is valued, this calls for more than public funding.

I tried to visit Albania but I couldn't find it on the map.

Circumstances can be very important. Find the right people to work with.