But you can not compare Yao's stats to mine. You just can't compare it and I am playing everyone one-on-one.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I know you . . .That you hold insideVast possibilities and dreamsAnd limitless love.

I'm trying to ruin it!" Will had bellowed back. "So I can figure out how to do it perfectly! How can you learn anything if you won't take risks?

I found the prospect daunting, but somehow comforting, too, because the counselors insisted it could be done, and, after all, many of them were recovering alcoholics themselves.

Love... love... love, never counting the cost.

It's in the homes of spiteful old widows that one finds such cleanliness.

I'm not particularly prolific.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

No one can cheat you out of ultimate success but yourself.

Nor do they speak properly who say that time consumeth all things; for time is not effective, nor are bodies destroyed by it.

I feel good with my slider a lot. When I'm far behind the count I use it ... so I feel confident with that.