But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Maybe memories should be left the way they are.

Yes I'm seeking for someone, to help me. So that some day I will be the someone to help some other one.

The price we paid was the price men have always paid for achieving a paradise in this life--we went soft, we lost our edge.

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?

I have described religion as the metaphysics of the people.

Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie.

In Hungary all native music, in its origin, is divided naturally into melody destined for song or melody for the dance.

There's a button that goes On and I'm On. And when I go On, there is almost no me; there is just a character who is doing all this.

I'm still an atheist, thank God.

What I need most of all is certainty.