But you couldn’t touch this kid right now, bullets would have dodged him.

Just because today is a terrible day doesn't mean tomorrow might not be the best day of your entire life. You just have to wake up and get there

Always bet on yourself, no matter what the odds are. It means more to be in the race than watching the victory lap from the stands.

The hardest thing about depression is that it is addictive. It begins to feel uncomfortable not to be depressed. You feel guilty for feeling happy.

Music never leaves you alone, and punk rock will always be there when nothing else will.

Everyone you idolize wakes up scared to be themselves sometimes.

And there are people that will stand in your corner and convince you to stand up for another round no matter what.

Our brains may lie to us, but our hearts never do.

Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people.

It takes knowledge to know something. It takes guts to do what you know.

Being surrounded by six Brendons is so not fun.

You can't change the past, you know? You can't change who you were, but you can change who you're going to be.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them!

In America, our differences matter, but our country matters more. That's the attitude I wanted to take to the Senate.

Feeling insignificant because the universe is large has exactly the same logic as feeling inadequate for not being a cow.

Our numbers expand, but Earth's natural systems do not.

But she's not, and I am left to wonder on my own: How does this work, the getting to know a new guy without revealing too much desperation for his undivided attention?

The lower the rank of managers, the more they know about fewer things. The higher the rank of managers, the less they know about many things.

Weird like Murdock, thinkin' like Hannibal, Man like Face but I'm wild like B.A.

Growing up,I came up with this name: I'ma Cablinasian.

There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit.