But you have to live in the present. You have to take the old and make it new -- that's my point.

You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes. You've just got to take a good hard look at yourself, change what needs to be changed, and move one, pet.

If everyone started off the day singing, just think how happy they'd be.

We all mess up. It's what we learn from our mistakes that matters.

One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life

Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Don't turn into that grown-up who they won't come to.

I didn't like being alone. Being alone was slightly better than having to deal with people, that's all. Or so I'd convinced myself.

Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!

What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child?

You cannot dispute the ridiculous. You cannot argue reasonably with evil.

The line was originally, ‘Captain Phillips, get a load of me: fancy-free on the seven seas,’ but I ad-libbed.

I've always been drawn to solitude, felt a kind of luxurious relief in its self-generated pace and rhythms.

Reading can take you places you have never been before.

I really believe in less is more. It's more sophisticated to look look and fresh and make a statement in one place.

The greatest gift in life is the ability to think great thoughts and have the strength to take action so that those thoughts become reality in this wonderful and abundant world.

God's grace is so powerful that it has the capacity to overcome our natural resistance to it.

All religion is slavery.

I've always said that racing in New York is performing on the big stage.