But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited to the funeral, period.

In Europe, I always have fun bike riding in Amsterdam.

I go to great pains to find the best yogurt and granola.

If you're lonely, bored, or unhappy, remember you are mad young. There is so much time to meet new people and go to new places.

Some people say video games rot your brain, but I think they work different muscles that maybe you don't normally use.

Playing 'Tetris' for 15 minutes is like meditation.

I'm down with Spotify. I don't know all the financial details but generally it's a great resource.

I don't like to generalize but I've had nothing but bad experiences with Mexican food in Europe.

I feel like you constantly have to prove why you deserve to continue to exist.

You can be 24 and continue to live like you're at college, or even continue to live like you're in high school. Or you can put on a shirt and tie and pretend to be an adult.

Sometimes I surprise myself with how dissatisfied I am with seemingly satisfying experiences.

Charming. We're going to be murdered in our beds.

For Pleasure, Delight, Peace and Felicity live in method and temperance.

I worry that as the problem-solving power of our technologies increases, our ability to distinguish between important and trivial or even non-existent problems diminishes.

There's always a side of a woman that likes a man from the other side of the tracks

Nature, the ultimate pragmatist, doggedly searches for something that works. But as the cockroach demonstrates, what works best in nature does not always appeal to us.

For me, being Catholic was who I was and who I am, just like I'm Irish and Slovak. It's just so ingrained in us.

In order to see, you have to stop being in the middle of the picture

My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar.

To be wicked does not insure prosperity - for the inn did not succeed well.

Only a fool does not look to explain his mistakes.