Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

Writing to you like this is the same as saying your name when I've woken up late, feeling sick, tasting rot. It's pointless, but it happens.

Stand firm. Stand tall.You are a tower of God.

I'd like to go to NYU business school and then go on to film school.

Our stories are the tellers of us.

Singleness, simplicity, is required of me. One treasure, a single eye, and a sole Master!

When I joined the band I didn't know any of the tunes, and when I left the band I didn't know any of the tunes!

We must not regard what or how the world esteems us, so we have the Word pure, and are certain of our doctrine.

The ear writes my poems, not the mind.

Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.

Creativeness is finding patterns where none exist.