Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

Never forget why you're really doing what you're doing.

Oh, and welcome to the Three.

If one person dreams alone... It is only a dream. When many people dream together... It is the beginning of a new reality.

Well, I have to say, most of my clothes are designed and made by my mother.

You don't need to go to a therapist, you don't need to do all kinds of things. If you want to write, you physically have to do it.

The habit of disguising ideology as expertise has created a deficit of legitimacy.

Specialisation paralyses, ultra-specialisation kills. Palaeontology is littered with such catastrophes.

I didn't think my day could get any worse until my best friend told me she might be going crazy. Again.

Now I see that all relationships are virtual, even those that take place in person. Whether we use our bodies or a keyboard, it all comes down to two minds crying out from their solitude.

When anger spreads through the breath, guard thy tongue from barking idly.