By common consent of all the nations and all the ages the most valuable thing in this world is the homage of men, whether deserved or undeserved.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The only thing they valued higher than ammunition were Man United footballs.

Those with dissociative disorders face a big enough battle living as multiples and dealing with past trauma. Like everyone else, they deserve to be heard and recognised, not stigmatised.

No one realized that the pumps that delivered fuel to the emergency generators were electric.

The true artist does not create art as an end in itself; he creates art for human beings. Humanity is the goal.

In many situations that seemed desperate, the artillery has been a most vital factor.

Personal power, knowledge and fun come from how you approach something, not what you approach.

To refuse has so many more consequences than submitting.

Can you imagine a demon auction? Serial killer going once...twice...sold to the drama queen at the corner.

In managers, I look for people who can get things done through other people. The most important thing for a good manager is that the people on his team feel like he or she has integrity.

You know, as long as you do everything in moderation, you don't go overboard, you don't, you know, turn your lips into guppy lips - I mean, a little zip or a little zap, that is not a big deal.