By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded.

As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion

You must not feel persecuted and examined. Liberate yourself from the idea that people are watching you.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

A library doesn't need windows. A library is a window.

There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

The bad-boy label is just an assumption.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.

Treat destiny as the brainchild of passage.

As to whether the depression will come back, it is every depressive's fear.

Infect everyone with your smile

I like American cars. And I would do nothing to hurt the U.S. auto industry.

It is easy to keep secrets by being honest in an ironic tone of voice.

I think we're always looking for an excuse to connect.

Do you think there'd be a Givenchy in the hood if it wasn't for that South Park photo?

I don't like to dictate the style to the customer, I believe people give something their own trend.

This moment,which we are living right now will pass too. We have to enjoy, enjoy all that we can.

My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.