By expressing our unique talents and using them to serve others, we will experience unlimited love, abundance, and true fulfillment in our lives.

You alone are the judge of your worth and your goal is to discover infinite worth in yourself, no matter what anyone else thinks.

Everything that happens to us is a reflection of who we are.

No matter what the situation, remind yourself "I have a choice."

Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.

The love you feel in life is a reflection of the love you feel in yourself.

Although we take it for granted, sanitation is a physical measure that has probably done more to increase human life span than any kind of drug or surgery.

Meditation is not a way of making your mind quiet. It is a way of entering into the quiet that is already there - buried under the 50,000 thoughts the average person thinks every day

Treat every moment as a gift, that is why it is called the present.

Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.

Take responsibility for your last bad decision, and then let it go. Don't blame others or make excuses for yourself.

Yes, they mean well, but the only good that an absence of malice guarantees is a clear conscience.

At eighty-eight how do you feel when getting up in the morning? . . . Amazed!

Don't second guess the mistakes you've made, others will do that for you. Make things as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.

Always look on the bright side of life.

I love to sing and I really love to write, but in terms of being onstage, I'm not that comfortable.

She offered herself to the big, bad wolf and didn't scream when he took the first bite.

Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.