By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart

My limits know me well enough to stay out of my way.

No religion can fully accept another religion, that’s the one belief all religions share

The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls, I hit him.

You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions

Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British

How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love

Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because you’re in on the secret

Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so listen closely. Love is like… That’s as far as I’ve gotten I’m afraid.

Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through.

Mama says love is a sickness of the heart. Only the weak fall under its spell.

I think I'm so old I'm in. We call it the 'Tony Bennett Syndrome.' For some reason, young people think I'm cool.

One thing about pain: It proves you're alive.

What has to be forgiven is not just what we do but who we are, not just our sinning but our sinfulness, not just our choices but what we have chosen in place of God.

All things around, convulsed with violent thunder, seem to tremble, and the mighty walls of the capacious world appear at once to have started and burst asunder.

I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

Montaigne [puts] not self-satisfied understanding but a consciousness astonished at itself at the core of human existence.

For the provision of God constantly to be at work in our lives we must activate the laws of God.

Genius is the capacity for seeing relationships where lesser men see none.