By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character voices and funny noises the stories are still real and I put them all out there.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Rumo!" said Rumo. "That's right!" Smyke exclaimed. "You Rumo, me Smyke." "You Rumo, me Smyke." Rumo repeated eagerly. "No, no." Smyke chuckled.

I am not for or against anyone or anything

The greatest of fools are those who fail to mark the invisible from the nonexistent.

There never was such beauty in another man. Nature made him and then broke the mould.

I read many things. I read to fill in my knowledge of the world.

We are not at peace with others because we are not at peace with ourselves, and we are not at peace with ourselves because we are not at peace with God.

Slow and steady wins the race, and I believe in paying your dues.

Luck is a thing that comes in many forms and who can recognize her?

It's not whether people like you but whether they share the bright dreams...and understand the heartbeat of the country.

Multi-tasking arises out of distraction itself.