By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

Every era in history has needed, and will need, reproductive health services.

You can't solve a problem until you address the problem.

We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

You professors, what do you teach your students? Do you instil in them the spirit of possession?

If you read something, what you have written you ain't gonna like it...- It sounds horrible... so write don't read your own stuff.

Pan took the joke good-naturedly, probably deciding it wasn't a good idea to argue with a fifteen-year-old who had just pulled two people up ten feet.

Every stimulus becomes an opportunity to find fresh ways to express your personal vision.

When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead.

Music satisfies and nourishes the hunger within ourselves for connection and harmony.

In a machine, every part has a function. In a poem, every word needs to be there.

Watch out where the Huskies go And don't you eat that yellow snow

God has not abandoned us any more than he abandoned Job. He never abandons anyone on whom he has set his love; nor does Christ, the good shepherd, ever lose track of his sheep.

Saddam is a war criminal and there are no two people who can argue over this.