By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!

Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.

Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center.

I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater.

...And in freedom, most people find sin.

So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm.

I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.

You normally have to be bashed about a bit by life to see the point of daffodils, sunsets and uneventful nice days.

I could forgive you anything but taking my memories. You stepped over the line.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.

All things under heaven are now in God's supervision for all eternity! Alleluia! Amen!

Today is the only guarantee you get.

I have to admit that when I watch a movie in which there is no moral context for the violence - I find that offensive. I think that's potentially damaging to society.

Americans believe in the value of immigration. We are the most generous nation on earth to immigrants, allowing over one million people a year to come here legally.

Investment is a flighty bird which needs to be controlled.

I've been a law-abiding citizen ever since I grew up in the Bronx, New York.

It is a cruel folly to offer up to ostentation so many lives of creatures, as to make up the state of our treats.