By the time I had reached the age of 16, in the 10th grade, my parents, after 22 years of marriage, one day decided to get a divorce.

A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.

If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been "Catch Me In Two Days."

I was always in the right place at the right time, always willing to take advantage of an opportunity.

Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.

If you believe you have a foolproof system, you've failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools.

It's not what a man has but what a man is that's important.

The front of a cheque alone gives someone enough information to steal your identity.

What bothered me most was their lack of style. I learned early that class is universally admired. Almost any fault, sin or crime is considered more leniently if there's a touch of class involved.

Dear dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.

Remember what being an adult is: It has nothing to do with money or awards.

There is no security no assurance that because we wrote something good two months ago we will do it again. Actually every time we begin we wonder how we ever did it before.

Beckham is unusual. He was desperate to be a footballer. His mind was made up when he was nine or ten. Many kids think that it's beyond them. But you can't succeed without practising at any sport.

I worship the ground Paul Ryan walks on.

when people say you're charming you are in deep trouble.

As I get older every year, I'm eating better. As a kid, who can turn down chips and candy? But I'm getting better.

Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?

If you want to be a writer, don't worry so much about writing. Read as much as you can. Read as many different writers as you can. Soak up the styles.

Heaven? That has no hold over me.

Immortal Spenser, no frailty hath thy fame but the imputation of this idiot's friendship!

[My mother] wanted to go as deep as possible into the world of religion. And that took her into Judaism.