By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wanted a show business career, but I was suppressing it.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

The problem with this generation is they are so quick to define who they are in the process of searching. It is their need for immediate acceptance that keeps them from exploring further.

The Goal is the keep the GOAL the GOAL

I have one criticism about the Negro troops who fought under my command in the Korean War. They didn't send me enough of them.

Not only do we as individuals get locked into single-minded views, but we also reinforce these views for each other until the culture itself suffers the same mindlessness.

I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

The destinies of men are woven one with the other, and you can turn aside from them no more than you can turn aside from your own.

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

Punishment damages goodwill and self-esteem, and shifts our attention from the intrinsic value of an action to external consequences.

I believe that access to electricity and light can radically improve people‚ lives.