By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

If you didn't love him, this never would have happened. But you did. And accepting that love and everything that followed it is part of letting it go.

I stopped writing in the obvious. I wrote how I saw it and if they don’t understand it, that’s fine.

Never bullshit a bullshitter.

The best revenge is the time. Time takes it's revenge all the time.

Bitterness: anger that forgot where it came from.

Thus, the standard library will serve as both a tool and as a teacher.

Don't think of people in the mass. That gives you a blurred view.

I may speak many languages, but there remains one in which I live.

We don't have a refugee crisis in America; we have a racism crisis here.

I love the whole futuristic landscape of dark, rainy neon, the mix of Eastern and Western cultures and the beautiful shots of the flying cars.