By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball he can't hit that far.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

You don't know what love is until someone lives with you while you write a book.

I never knew I liked to be outside so much. I never knew I liked lochs and views and that, but I could seriously handle living in a cottage by the side of somewhere like this."The Panopticon

I failed, he said, I got talking my ideas. It's my greatest failing.

Sadness makes you notice the goodness.

Through no divine design or cosmic plan, we have inherited the mantle of life's caretaker on the earth, the only home we have ever known.

If you can't get to be oncommon through going straight, you'll never get to do it through going crooked. So don't tell no more on 'em, Pip, and live well and die happy.

Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

I am all that hath been, and is, and shall be; and my veil no mortal has hitherto raised.

My kids are my main hobby but, now they’ve gotten older, they’ve forced me to do things without them. I do a lot of things with my boat. My wife and I enjoy boating.

We should not shed tears That is a surrender of the body to the heart It is only proof That we are beings that do not know What to do with out hearts