By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

If you participate in a competition, you have a chance to lose. If you don’t participate, you are already a loser.

Learning to face reality, refusing refuge in cliches and lies, fighting to find a way out - that's what 'Rehab' is about.

We cannot but believe that He who made the world still governs it.

I think I'll give them another chance. Americans deserve another chance with my music.

It's not always to the benefit of the story to have it so preordained.

Evidently the arts, all the visual arts, are becoming more democratic in the worst sense of the word.

All things to all men only fools will tell, Truth profits none but those that use it well.

People will say a movie bombed at the box office but I couldn't care less.

I don't have advice for people on how to dress. People should dress based on what they find beautiful. My best advice: Keep your clothes clean.

Democracy is always the work of kings. Ashes, which in themselves are sterile, fertilize the land they are cast upon.