By the time everyone catches up with you, you're bored.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

If we believe the Canon is closed and Scripture is sufficient, then we believe God is not speaking new words apart from Scripture.

In order to get beyond racism, we must first take account of race. There is no other way. And in order to treat some persons equally, we must treat them differently.

It's sometimes easier to reject strong evidence than to admit that we've been wrong, this is information about ourselves worth having.

The reality is: when you're slouched over, not only are you not using the full potential of your brain, but you look untrustworthy.

Particular bits of knowledge are nothing, because they are made up of what Dr. Robert Hutchins once called rapidly aging facts. Principles and method are everything.

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

We are in the days of miracles and wonders that will eventually eclipse those of any other time.

More than anything I want to be fit so I don't get out of breath when I play football with the kids.

I am actually retired - yes, I am retired. But I like to work. So I'm retired until someone calls me up to work.