By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You see what you expect to see, Severus.

Goodwill to others ... helps build you up. It is good for your body. It makes your blood purer your muscles stronger and your whole form more symmetrical in shape. It is the real elixir of life.

If you can learn to convey what you express in the first rough sketch, you're really saying what you need to say in that.

We have a lot of friends, but not among the governments - the friends are in the peoples. And in the last instance the peoples will be the rulers of those states.

I find people to be people everywhere. Everyone wants the same thing - be successful.

Satan has many helpers.

It is historically true that a large proportion of infidels in all ages have been persons of distinguished integrity and honor.

The No. 1 cause of preventable death for young black men is not auto accidents or accidental drowning, but homicide.

Death on the battlefield is welcome to a soldier.

I don't fight anybody anytime or anywhere.