By the way, I don't mean to pick nits here, but Obama has just ordered the flag at half-mast for 10 days for Mandela. He did not order the flag at half-mast at all for Lady Thatcher.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

However hard life is, deep in our hearts we know that it is worth to continue till the end!

Her eyes burrow into my forehead like greedy grubs that want to feed off my private thoughts.

Give tax breaks to large corporations, so that money can trickle down to the general public, in the form of extra jobs.

Open your mind to all possibilities and believe!

Fatherhood, to me, isn't something you do for awards or acclaim. It's a privilege and a huge responsibility

A woman is always a mystery: one must not be fooled by her face and her hearts inspiration.

God can only do for you what He can do through you.

I felt like the universe was tapping me on the shoulder saying, "You're the guy who has to tell this story because nobody else is."

If the Devil is an evil computer, who the hell programmed it? Who is the Dr. Frankestein of this abominable character?

The gods behold all righteous actions.