By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I was a surrogate for Obama; I helped fundraise. I'm still a supporter.

Humanity lives and always has lived on certain elemental provisions.

I just see myself as a human being that's concerned about life.

Americans will finally wake up in a country where the laws of the United States are enforced!

We don't have enough words for photography. Can you imagine writers having only one word for writing?

It's always a challenge to discover the most effective first sentence, and the most effective final sentence, in a chapter for instance, and in the book as a whole.

Video games just can't compare with the variety and intensity of reading.

I have a three-piece suit. I’m an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I’m probably the killer.

Arrogance needs advertising, confidence speaks for itself.

Woe to the makers of literal translations, who by rendering every word weaken the meaning! It is indeed by so doing that we can say the letter kills and the spirit gives life.