C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.

Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.

Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

For a long while she only looked at him ... as if she didn't want to interrupt the beautiful moment with words.

And sometimes we die to prove that we lived.

The wife ought to have the first child and the husband the second, then there wouldn't ever be any more.

Heaven have mercy on us all - Presbyterians and Pagans alike - for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending.

Wine brings to light the hidden secrets of the soul, gives being to our hopes, bids the coward flight, drives dull care away, and teaches new means for the accomplishment of our wishes.

I think the Indian model of respecting the uniqueness of each religion and, of every state is what makes the country great.

The ruling power within, when it is in its natural state, is so related to outer circumstances that it easily changes to accord with what can be done and what is given it to do.

Truth is truth. If you hurt someone, you hurt self. If you help someone, you help self.

Don't lay a finger on me eyebrows or I'll sue you f...

We just lay on our bellies in the snow, gasping and immobile.