CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Hugh Laurie (playing Mr. Palmer) felt the line 'Don't palm all your abuses [of language upon me]' was possibly too rude. 'It's in the book, ' I said. He didn't hit me.

What we do every night is we change out the set list as much as we can to make sure that (fans can) go home and tell their friends they experienced something unique and cool.

It's all about music, because music is basically what's... been my avenue out of maybe being involved in things I shouldn't be.

If you find you require willpower, you aren't ready to lose weight.

When people come and see my show, I try to infuse into them that they can walk away feeling like their lives are a victory.

Where I am today, is where my mind and will put me, where I am tomorrow is where my mind will put me.

And yet I am convinced that man will never give up true suffering- that is, destruction and chaos. Why, suffering is the sole root of consciousness.

History serves as a model not only of who and what we are to be, we learn what to champion and what to avoid.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars