CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Poetry is a sort of truancy, a dream within the dream of life, a wild flower planted among our wheat.

My first wife said, 'It's either thatguitar or me, ' you know -- and I giveyou three guesses which one went.

Why would a god sacrifice her life if she was God? Just show real power and send an army of angels and there'd be no debate.

Teaching is the royal road to learning.

I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.

You speak of giving up my dreams. Have you ever, since Maeve's coven split, had a dream? Have you ever had anything worth dying for?

When we're younger we take our bodies for granted because they're top-notch. You don't always think in the long run.

I'm not a sedentary person. I've always been active.

Once you have perfect virtual reality, what else are you supposed to perfect?

Being a victim is more palatable than having to recognize the intrinsic contradictions of one's own governing philosophy.