CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The Universe is making music all the time.

Happiness resides in your mind. Never infect your mind with negative thoughts or happiness will fly away.

Love gives life.

I have seen under the sun, vengeance is of the Lord.

Indiscriminately share your smile

...that standing army can never be formidable (threatening) to the liberties of the people, while there is a large body of citizens, little if at all inferior to them in the use of arms.

There's so much craziness that comes along with being a movie star that you can get so confused. Unless you've spent your whole life waiting to be the centre of attention, it's pretty terrifying.

Before I could read, I remember trying to piece together the stories from the images. It was a very primal experience.

I like kids' work more than work by real artists any day.

I was privileged to be able to study a year with Martha Graham, the last year she was teaching.