CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

If you don't take care of this the most magnificent machine that you will ever be given...where are you going to live?

I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I never made one.

The trouble with talking about irony is, it's such a slippery thing that the second you start talking about it, you're a better example of it than you are an analyst.

The art of good teaching begins when we can answer the questions our students are really trying to ask us, if only they knew how to do so.

Outstanding examples of genius - a Mozart, a Shakespeare, or a Carl Friedrich Gauss - are markers on the path along which our species appears destined to tread.

Don't be afraid of me. I'm a law maker I'm not a law breaker.

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.

There would be economic disruption in Omaha from expanded gambling...You would just be moving Chernobyl closer to the population center

My job will not be easy but I am convinced the problems will be solved in a quicker and more efficient way if there is unity and consensus.

The emotion, and the other aspect is that this relate to many different obstacle in life. Emotion, yes, I love emotion, for your information, very much so.