CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

A dynamic person can easily grow and become a civil human when they start to live independently.

What you pray for today, will be manifest tomorrow.

Once you lose that sense of wonder at being alive, you're pretty much on the way out...

Make your life more meaningful by constantly experiencing the priceless feeling that comes with making a positive difference in someone else's life.

Driving jobholders out of office is like the old discredited policy of driving prostitutes out of town. Their places are immediately taken by others who are precisely like them.

Peace will come With tranquility and splendor on the wheels of fire But will bring us no reward when her false idols fall.

Sellers who've embraced social media are creating new opportunities that totally bypass traditional sales channels... It's about good selling - using all the tools that are available to you today.

When she was rested. she'd find a way to escape. It was the duty of the captive, wasn't it?

I tend to eat geographically. When I'm in L.A., I like to eat L.A. food.

Climate change is such a huge issue that it requires strong, concerted, consistent and enduring action by governments.