COME ON, I KNOW THE WEIRDEST THING. THE WEIRDEST THING IS THAT CHICK ............THAT CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO CUT HER WITH A KNIFE. ISN'T THAT THE WEIRDEST THING?

My life is kinda like a story that if I told you about it, you probably wouldn't believe. It would seem like fiction. That's me.

The best thing you can do is follow your dreams

Look at all these pigeons, think they can just trust us humans? You can't trust us humans!

You cannot fix what you cannot face.

I beat myself off 17 times in one day. That's the worst beating I've ever handed out. I was so sore that it was hard to get that last load out.

I'm outa here, I'm only playing one song, and I'm not coming back for ten years! And when I come back..!

Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested that theory out for about a year, and I decided it's bullshit.

There's nobody quite as mean as people being mean for Jesus.

God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme.

Going from playing a backroom of a bar to a show for 80,000 people...that's pretty wild.

Success is a possibility and a reality to its true seeker.

There are always two sides to a story.

Me and my dad are the biggest promoters of an estate tax in the US. It's not a popular position.

I have trouble imagining what I could do that's beyond the practicality of what I can do.

Shareholder value is a result, not a strategy . . . Your main constituencies are your employees, your customers and your products.

Stay true to your brand and true to your voice and audiences will respond to that authenticity with enthusiasm and passion.

Never in my life have I feared death as much as I feared that resurrection.

Stories live forever. Storytellers don't.

O Beauty, find thyself in love, not in the flattery of thy mirror.

So, what now? We’re friends?" Yeah. If friends could be in love, but not together. In sync, but out of touch. Willing to die for each other, but unable to trust.