CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Many people only live for today

No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special, and you still have something unique to offer. Your life, because of who you are, has meaning.

Our children were created with a deep hunger to encounter the supernatural living God.

Now I'm back in LA, it's high time to finish a little something I've been working on.

A careful and sympathetic sense of humour can also be a great asset when there is need to get out of difficult situations gracefully.

That something that really concerns me because I have good reason to believe and be hopeful, rather, this was the best posture of any Republican in history towards LGBTQ issues.

Everybody needs a seashell in her bathroom to remind her the ocean is her home.

Well, I love Bob Dylan, let's make that clear. He's one of my musical heroes.

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken.