CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do "me"?

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The tears come to my eyes so fast, there's just no way to stop them.

Pause your opinions, debating and absolute knowing for long enough to conceive gratitude.

There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself to meet them.

Heart in champions has to do with the depth of our motivation and how well your mind and body react to pressure - that is, being able to do what you do best under maximum pain and stress.

I can be jubilant one moment and pensive the next, and a cloud could go by and make that happen.

People don't come to therapy for exclamation; they come for experience.

Better never than late.

She had a certain way of looking at life which he took as a personal offense.

Night, having Sleep, the brother of Death.

Every time I walk out onto the field, I feel that I can be the best one in the game and that I can be a superstar.