CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.

CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.

CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?

Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.

CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?

CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?

My strength is made perfect in weakness.

Will you be a reader, a student merely, or a seer? Read your fate, seewhat isbefore you, and walkon intofuturity.

Sometimes the difference between winning and losing is will. The will to make it happen.

Love is the only emotion that expands intelligence

Art Gropes. It stalks like a hunter lost in the woods, listening to itself and to everything around it, unsure of itself, waiting to pounce.

The work of a psychotherapist involves being empathic and insightful with one's patients without getting too lost in their painful stories to be helpful.

If we want to see an end to personal and global conflict, then love is the only real answer.

It takes a whole lot of medicine for me to pretend I am somebody else.

Let us carve gems out of our stony hearts and let them light our path to love.

I think, a secret love is something none of your friends would understand. And it's like a fairy tale, but more serious.