CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?

CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.

Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.

CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?

CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?

CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.

Look around and marvel at the amazing world that surrounds your everyday life.

There aren't that many things left that haven't already been done, especially with music. I'm interested in ideas that can shake us all up.

That cup of tea is definately not down your alley

Buy on the cannons and sell on the trumpets.

It is easier to reach our potential when we learn the value of including others in our quest.

Trace Adkins doesn't talk too much, but when he does he's got great stories. He's lived a great life.

At 35 years of age, I realized that my ballet career wasn't going to last for ever. As a parent of three young children, I had to start to plan my future after dance even though I dreaded about.

No one can really pull you up very high - you lose your grip on the rope. But on your own two feet you can climb mountains.

The place for truth is not in the facts of a novel; it is in the feelings.

Oh, no doubt the cod is a splendid swimmer - admirable for swimming purposes but not for eating.