CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?

CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.

CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?

Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.

CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?

CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.

I trust that everything happens for a reason, even if we are not wise enough to see it.

As accurate as a blind man pissing during an earthquake.”“Wow..., ” I breathed.She frowned

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies.

My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

From that moment on, the world was hers for the reading. She would never be lonely again.

You're always defined in relation to the environment that you're in and to the people that you're around.

Through my art I have tried to explain my life and its meaning. I have also intended to help others to clarify their lives.

If you want intelligent children give them a book. If you want more intelligent children give them more books.

I will dream today; for I must unscrew my head somehow.