Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Lincoln said his spiky hair had "a way of getting up in the world".

When people who believe themselves to be addicts or alcoholics come under great stress or trauma, they mentally give themselves permission to drink or use drugs as a remedy.

Being generous or doing things for others actually makes me feel good so I don't do it because I hope karma will come round and get me and I'll benefit from it.

A poet is a nightingale, who sits in darkness and sings to cheer its own solitude with sweet sounds.

That each from other differs, first confess; next that he varies from himself no less.

And so this is Xmas for black and for white, for yellow and red, let's stop all the fight.

Nobody says if you hit No. 2 in the world you have to win all your matches.

I don't mind getting punched in the nose by a guy standing in front of me. It's getting stabbed in the back that I can't handle.

It's a little weird exchanging pictures for money. You know what I mean. It makes me a little uncomfortable.

The wise man... if he would live at peace with others, he will bear and forbear.