Cadillacs are down at the end of the bat.

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992.

Solo homers usually come with no one on base.

Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox.

On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

It's (Phil Niekro's knuckleball) like watching Mario Andretti park a car.

All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.

With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

Home-run hitters drive Cadillacs

Illiteracy and stupidity are not quite different statuses

Human beings love poetry. They don't even know it sometimes... whether they're the songs of Bono, or the songs of Justin Bieber... they're listening to poetry.

Of course, we should all be aware of what we're packing in our carry-on luggage - anything that might be considered dangerous could be confiscated at a security checkpoint.

With spirit we are all children of the cosmos; Without it we are orphaned and adrift.

The best way to deceive a knave is to tell him the truth.

Don't nobody like a man they can't figure.

There is a significant difference between having no belief in a God and believing there is no God.

I don't often spend more than half an hour in prayer at one time, but I never go more than half an hour without praying.

I used to take taekwondo and made it to brown belt.

An incinerator is a writer's best friend.