Caine erupted in disbelieving laughter. "Yeah, that'll do it. 'I'm just a kid, Your Honor!' Hah. They'll have to find a few scapegoats, and guess who it will be? You and me, surfer boy. You and me.

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

The greatest investment in life is the investment of unconditional love, as a profit you will get the greatest gift of life: happiness.

Waking up to who you are requires letting go of who you imagine yourself to be

If you're sad and you like beer, I'm your lady, ... The Saddest Music in the World.

It remains unbelievable to me that I have any readers beyond my own blood relations - it's a crazy, wild gift.

We should also pray for the wicked among the peoples of the world; we should love them too.

There were worse things than death, as she'd discovered. Sometimes living took far more courage. Facing another day. Enduring. Those things took strength. Far more than dying.

The true artist is known by what he annexes, and he annexes everything.

Single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints.

We are in a world that is quite extremist and extremism makes more noise. Normality does not sell.

you've got to learn something from every defeat in life or life will defeat you.