Cake and tea or death?

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

In the very end, all we have left to atone for our faults are words.

Let's have some new cliches.

The most meaningful endeavors are the ones that come without an end.

Too low they build who build beneath the stars.

Any parent that relies on any law to help him parent is an idiot.

I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it.

I continued to study Math and Physics on my own, but one and a half years later I realized that I did want to be a composer, and after that I never changed my mind.

One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.

If you work hard enough at something, it begins to make itself part of you, even though you do not really like it and know that part isn't real.